Potentially Dangerous Substance in the Fur of Dogs
By Doc Kim on Aug 27, 2006 in Pet Humor
Hehe, a paws (hehe) for some fun, WOOF! I actually really like this disease and think everyone should have it!
You may have seen this already, but I felt it was too important not to
pass on…
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the fur of dogs.This substance, called “amo-bacter canis” has been linked with the following symptoms, especially in female humans:
Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
Reluctance to work except in support of a dog
Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction)
Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.
This has been a Public Service Announcement
Have a pawsitively tail waggin’, Dog Love disease day, WOOF!
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